Actions Speak Louder . . .

So, I've recently taken my first steps into the G.I. Joe fandom. And you know what that means--crackish fan art!

This is based on a scene from TiamatV's "The Art of Dating," featuring Snake-Eyes and Scarlett. ([link] for fluffy goodness.) Snake-Eyes, being a guy in addition to a ninja master, forgot their anniversary; Scarlett gets angry, but is even more upset by how he mopes around feeling guilty instead of taking initiative. So she decides to get his dander up any way she can--and her plan works.

Then it gets topped off:

“Wha—wha—what just…” Hawk cleared his throat and looked them over—him, Storm-Shadow. Stalker watched their CO reach up and rub his forehead like he was developing a Dreadnok-sized headache. “ Please explain. What, exactly, did I just see walking past me in the hallway?”

There was a moment of profound silence.

Um.

Yeah. Stalker could only imagine what Hawk had seen. Snake-Eyes with Scarlett hauled over his shoulder, Snake-Eyes moving like he had someplace he needed to be, and Scarlett grinning like there was no place she’d rather be.

Finally, Stalker stomped—firmly—on Storm-Shadow’s toes, and replied, honestly, “Sir… I haven’t got the faintest idea.”

Poor General Hawk . . . really, I couldn't resist.